bucketmonster: http://www.furaffinity.net/user/ventfox how about some commissions, yeah? my girlfriend and I are saving up for a house and every little bit helps. ; v; <3
Anyone ever find random glitter on themselves?
like where does this shit be coming from? am I a fucking fairy?
me: that sounds mean i better add a lol at the end
Haven't Been on Tumblr in a While
It’s because FetLife stole me away for a while. Hit it off with a lot of people almost right away, I quite enjoy it. :3 I guess I’m only on Tumblr right now because FetLife is blocked at school. XD Should’ve known…
worldcoup: let’s have a prayer circle for all the women out there who have never read better porn than 50 shades of grey
If You're Going to Fuck Me
“If You’re Going To Fuck Me You’re going to have to like my pasty white skin. I’m not tanning it, it might blind you. Enjoy. Deal with the fact I don’t bath in roses and bleach every five minutes. Girls sweat too. My fat. My cellulite. My stomach. All of these things are going to be bouncing around. Better be to your enjoyment because it’s going to be to mine. You have to be able...
GOD am I glad that I'm not with my ex!
Some people never change. And I see that now. Don’t message me, trying to make me think that you fell in love with me, but then I’m the bad guy and stopped talking to you and “vanished.” Then, when I force the answer out of you, “oh no, it’s this other girl who ‘loved’ me and meant it, but then suddenly disappeared.” Cool.
thisiselliz: Zombies are way better than Vampires
Add in your own language
English: I love you
Slovak : Milujem ťa
Finnish: Rakastan sinua
Slovenian: Ljubim te
Danish: Jeg elsker dig
Tagalog: Mahal kita
Punjabi: Panchod chup kar
Somali: Dhillo iska amus
Arabic: Ana bahebak
Moroccan Arabic: Kanbghik
Polish: Kocham cię
Albanian: Te dua
Hebrew: אני אוהב אותך
Urdu: Meh tum se pyar kartee hoonh
Greek: Σε αγαπώ
Irish: Táim i' ngrá leat
Tumblr: FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK I HATE YOU
Dean: Don't ever change.
Fangirlish: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LOOK AT YOU jasdhfifhss
Persian: Doostet daram
Turkish: Seni seviyorum
Batman: NO LOVE. ONLY JUSTICE.
Russian: Я тебя люблю (Ya tebya lyublyu)
Italian: Ti amo~
Nightwing: Touch my ass
Tim Drake: Erm. Erm. Erm. Um. Erm. Erm. Hi.
asexual: will there be wifi
Korra: Look, I really like you and I think we were meant for each other!
Persona 3 and 4: Level 10 social link right there
Carly Rae Jepson: Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my number so call me maybe?
Spanish: Te amo.
Pandoratard: My friend and equal, someone I can speak to openly.
No.6: I want your sperm.
French: Je t'aime
Tsundere: It's not like I love you or anything like that, you fucking moron!
ambitiousBard: So this is what love feels like, eh? Pretty exciting!
homestuck: HOW DO I LIVE WITHOUT YOU? I WANT TO KNOW.
Latvian: Es Tevi mīlu
German: Ich liebe Dich
IB: I swear I'm not a lolicon.
Chinese: 我爱你 (wo ai ni)
Umineko: Make me a sandwich
Yandere: I'll love you f o r e v e r
cappucciinoo: how many babies do you want
Simpsons: I Ch-Ch-Choose You!
Tsundere: I hate you.
A very short lesson in Psychology:
shyieesolove: When a person laughs too much, even on stupid things, that person is sad deep inside When a person sleeps a lot, that person is lonely When a person talks less and if he talks fast, that person is keeping a secret When a person can’t cry, that person is weak When a person eats in an abnormal way, that person is in tension When a person cries on little things, that person is...