There’s a hidden stack of pancakes on the $5; your argument is invalid
(via ianchesterton)
June 26th, 2012
(Source: crazyleech)
(Source: kikotchi)
(Source: cosplay-photography)
(Source: kikotchi)
Haven’t Been on Tumblr in a While
It’s because FetLife stole me away for a while. Hit it off with a lot of people almost right away, I quite enjoy it. :3
I guess I’m only on Tumblr right now because FetLife is blocked at school. XD Should’ve known…
June 17th, 2012
let’s have a prayer circle for all the women out there
who have never read better porn than 50 shades of grey
(via bucketmonster)
If You’re Going to Fuck Me
“If You’re Going To Fuck Me
You’re going to have to like my pasty white skin. I’m not tanning it, it might blind you. Enjoy.
Deal with the fact I don’t bath in roses and bleach every five minutes. Girls sweat too.
My fat. My cellulite. My stomach. All of these things are going to be bouncing around. Better be to your enjoyment because it’s going to be to mine.
You have to be able to say vagina. I hate when people can’t say vagina. If you can’t say it, you’re not getting in it.
My noises. I make them. They’re high pitch, sometimes they’re loud. And I’m not monitoring them.
My stretch marks are my tiger stripes. I love them, and so will you.
My acne. It’s there despite me not being fifteen anymore. You can’t catch it, and it doesn’t prevent me from sucking a mean cock.
This isn’t the movies. Sometimes I don’t wear make up, sometimes I don’t wear perfume, sometimes I don’t shave.
But I’m going to fuck with the lights on. I’m going to come while looking into your eyes. And the only way you’ll be fucking me with my clothes on is if it’s a quickie behind some tree or building.
I’m not fucking you to judge you. You shouldn’t be judging me either.
/end body positivity rant.”
-Someone on FetLife
June 14th, 2012
GOD am I glad that I’m not with my ex!
Some people never change. And I see that now. Don’t message me, trying to make me think that you fell in love with me, but then I’m the bad guy and stopped talking to you and “vanished.” Then, when I force the answer out of you, “oh no, it’s this other girl who ‘loved’ me and meant it, but then suddenly disappeared.”
Cool.
June 6th, 2012
This is when you know it’s been too long..
Scratching an itch.
(via sexy-butstillclassy)
